"Friendship isn't about whom you've know the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side."

"Why should I have to make my bed if I'm getting back in it later?"

"Dinner's ready!!" "Coming!" *continues using the computer*

Most common lie ? . . . " I'M FINE "

"Typing what you Really Want to say, than deleting it"

"Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth"

"Anything in the fridge? Nope. Freezer? Nope. Cabinets? Nope. Time to check the fridge again."

"Kid: Mommy, i love you :) Mom: What do you want!?!

"Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on"

"First day of school, walking into a class, seeing whos in it, and thinking, "youve gotta be kidding me."

"MUST... STOP... LIKING... THINGS........ OMG that's so true *Like*"

"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take a moment and make it perfect."

"FBI, Open the door!" "No... it's cool when you break in"
hahaha den fick mig att skratta ^ snacka om att jag är trött

"Hate it when i need to get something in the other room, leave to get it..then forget what i needed to get in the first place."

"Whoever said SUNSHINE brings HAPPINESS ; Has never DANCED in the RAIN"

"mom i can't find it!" "if i come up there and find it, your dead." ......"found it"....
farligt sant för mig och min mamma, dock säger hon inte att jag ska dö.

"I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying."

"I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random buttons to keep it lit."

"Omg. Your so weird. I freaking love you."
HAHAHA det säger jag ju aaaaaaaldrig till mikka ;)

"Ohhh sarcasm... What would I do without you..."

"A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes, while everyone else believes the fake smile."

"Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj'', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name."

"feel my legs!!!" " "..why.." "i just shaved:)"

"Teacher: Wheres your book? Student: ...at home Teacher: and what is it doing there? Student: ...having more fun than me"

"Boy: you know vampires aren't real... girl: neither are fake boobs, but you still love them."

"YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!"

Saying "I HATE this song!" and then starting to sing along to it! "What?! I said I HATE it ...Im still allowed to know the lyrics.."

"Where is my phone ?!?! oh , its in my hand"

"In my family, if your normal, than you are adoptedd !"

"We just spent 8 hours at school. WHY DO WE NEED HOMEWORK?"



okej jag slutar nu..
men dom stämmer på mig i alla fall..
en av dom var bara rolig xD